This is an excerpt from an article in the Rocky Mountain News dated January 5, 2008 page 31. The column is called Foul Balls, here is a link.
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2 ... th-reader/
JOHNSON: Foul-ball column a home run with reader
By Bill Johnson, Rocky Mountain News (Contact)
Saturday, January 5, 2008
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This next letter was not actually addressed to me, but to Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler. It was a three-page missive written by John P. Cardie of Westminster. He thought I might want to share some of it to help kids.
"Dear Mr. Jay Cutler," it begins in the man's own hand. "Just a note to say 'thank you' for reinforcing a proper child-rearing principle that I am trying to instill in my grandsons. . . ."
The letter tells of how his son is the successful and quite busy owner of seven businesses. The son asked his father to "brainwash" his four grandsons the way he did him as a boy.
"I love doing this, and am working hard at fulfilling my son's request," John Cardie wrote to the quarterback.
He explains how he is teaching the boys what he calls the "Ten Steps to Incarceration," which he says every young boy needs to know and avoid.
Step One, he writes, is "always wear your baseball cap on backwards."
To John Cardie, everything else flows from this one thing. It is the "genesis" of all bad behavior, he said in an interview Friday.
Steps 2 through 10 are things like "Start wearing bizarre-looking clothing," "Start smoking," "Grotesque body piercing" and, of course, "Tattoos" - "convicts are over 19-times more likely to have a tattoo than the general public," Step 7 asserts.
"Mr. Cutler, it all starts with wearing a baseball cap backwards. The moment a kid starts wearing his backwards, his I.Q. drops 15 points."
On Page Three, John Cardie finally explains to the quarterback the thinking behind the letter, how he and Conrad, his 7-year-old grandson, were watching the Broncos play Houston, how Jay Cutler threw a pass into triple coverage that was nearly intercepted, and how the TV announcer, citing the quarterback's young age, called the pass "dumb."
"Shortly afterward," the letter continues, "the camera showed you sitting on the bench distraught, and wearing your baseball hat on backwards. My brilliant grandson quickly recognized the problem: It wasn't your youth, it was your hat! I agreed."
John Cardie is 65 years old and retired, the author of How to Beat Granddad at Checkers. He now teaches chess and checkers on cruise ships, at high schools, senior centers and libraries. His oldest grandson, Colton, 9, is the 2007 World Youth Checkers champion. Conrad is the national champion.
"Neither ever wears their hats on backwards," he told me.
I asked if he had ever heard back from Jay Cutler.
"Nah," John Cardie said. "I never really expected to.
"And I don't know if it was coincidence or what, but ever since I wrote that letter, I never saw him once with his cap on backwards.
"Maybe he did read it and figured doing that really was a bad influence on kids."
johnsonw@RockyMountainNews.com
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