Why checkers are better than sex.
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Why checkers are better than sex.
1. You can play checkers dress up.
2. You can play checkers with kibitzors and observes.
3. You can play checkers with opponent of the same gender and nobody ask questions.
4. Serious checkers game may continue several hours.
5. You can't get seek from your opponent while playing checkers.
6. You don't have to talk with your opponent.
7. You can play checkers in 5 and 95 years.
8. You can play checkers over Internet.
9. You can play checkers simulteniously with tens and hundred opponents.
10. During checkers game you can eat, smoke and drink beer.
11. Only in checkers, not in sex, miniatures are very welcome.
12. In checkers you can play fast and nobody has objections.
13. In checkers you don't have to kiss your opponent.
14. As soon as you finish game in checkers - you are ready for next.
2. You can play checkers with kibitzors and observes.
3. You can play checkers with opponent of the same gender and nobody ask questions.
4. Serious checkers game may continue several hours.
5. You can't get seek from your opponent while playing checkers.
6. You don't have to talk with your opponent.
7. You can play checkers in 5 and 95 years.
8. You can play checkers over Internet.
9. You can play checkers simulteniously with tens and hundred opponents.
10. During checkers game you can eat, smoke and drink beer.
11. Only in checkers, not in sex, miniatures are very welcome.
12. In checkers you can play fast and nobody has objections.
13. In checkers you don't have to kiss your opponent.
14. As soon as you finish game in checkers - you are ready for next.
I am playing checkers, not chess.
Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
A very big lol Alex
well done , never heard that one before.
On a more serious note , my wife asked me if you were married ; I replied ,yes , she then asked me if you were divorced from your wife ; to which I replied no .. and she then said to me " you're not gonna be so lucky "
So much trouble for a little game of draughts!!!
DID YOU GET MY MAIL WITH TABLE ALEX?
Greetings
WILLIAM DOCHERTY
well done , never heard that one before.
On a more serious note , my wife asked me if you were married ; I replied ,yes , she then asked me if you were divorced from your wife ; to which I replied no .. and she then said to me " you're not gonna be so lucky "
So much trouble for a little game of draughts!!!
DID YOU GET MY MAIL WITH TABLE ALEX?
Greetings
WILLIAM DOCHERTY
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Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
On the flip side:
Sex if done correctly makes everybody happy
Sex if done correctly makes everybody happy
Sune
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Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
Score: 14-1MostFamousDane wrote:On the flip side:
Sex if done correctly makes everybody happy
I am playing checkers, not chess.
Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
All i can say Alex is that your wife may not be happy with your comparison,but then she may never read it.
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Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
lolAlex_Moiseyev wrote:Score: 14-1MostFamousDane wrote:On the flip side:
Sex if done correctly makes everybody happy
I guess 2-3 is culturally dependent where I live they hold as well for sex as they do for checkers
For 4 and 7 there is always viagra
Sune
Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
Reminds me of a local comedien who used to tell the joke abt the Father and son;;;;;;;;;;
The wee fella said to his father ..................DADDY .....IS SEX DIRTY????
To which the father replied .......................IT TIS SON......... IF ITS DONE RIGHT!!!!!!
The wee fella said to his father ..................DADDY .....IS SEX DIRTY????
To which the father replied .......................IT TIS SON......... IF ITS DONE RIGHT!!!!!!
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Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
Jan, for my wife I have another list where I prove opposite thingskiwinurse wrote:your wife may not be happy with your comparison
I am playing checkers, not chess.
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Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
Per Jan suggestion, I shared this with my wife. She was smiling and said that in checkers, match or tournament, you don't have a choice of your opponent 
I am playing checkers, not chess.
Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
Lol.............Unless its a VOLUNTARY defence Alexis?>!
A woman has the last word in any argument because.........................
Anything a man says after that;;.......................... is the beginning of a new argument
A woman has the last word in any argument because.........................
Anything a man says after that;;.......................... is the beginning of a new argument
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Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
All I can say is that I don't want to trade love for checkers in any way.
I hope that both will continue to light my life.
As the famous German chess grandmaster Tarrasch said in his famous foreword top his work "The Game of Chess" ( I applied his pledge for chess and replaced chess with checkers):
"I have a gentle feeling of pity for everyone, that does not know the game of checkers, like I feel pity for those, who never knew love.
Checkers. like love, like music, has the power to make people happy."
I could not say it better myself.
Ingo
I hope that both will continue to light my life.
As the famous German chess grandmaster Tarrasch said in his famous foreword top his work "The Game of Chess" ( I applied his pledge for chess and replaced chess with checkers):
"I have a gentle feeling of pity for everyone, that does not know the game of checkers, like I feel pity for those, who never knew love.
Checkers. like love, like music, has the power to make people happy."
I could not say it better myself.
Ingo
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Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
Now I perfectly understand why the processing of Beijing games is a little bit delayedIngo_Zachos wrote:All I can say is that I don't want to trade love for checkers in any way.
I am playing checkers, not chess.
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Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
"Faint heart never won fair lady." - 16th Century Proverb.
Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
Sex=Love in Ingos opinion???
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Re: Why checkers are better than sex.
In a better world sex should equal love Tommy,and you are right, women must have the last say,cause we are always right!